upon a time, in the small town of Chuckleville, there lived a
comedian named Jester Johnson. Jester was known far and wide as
the funniest comedian of all time. He had a knack for telling
the most hilarious jokes that could make anyone laugh, from a
giggling toddler to a grumpy grandpa.
weekend, Jester performed at the town's comedy club, The Chuckle
Hut. The club was always packed to the brim with fans eager to
hear his latest jokes. He knew in his heart that this was going
to be an extraordinary, decisive, even historic night.
did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” -
The crowd erupted in laughter, and Jester knew he had them in
the palm of his hand. He needed the feeling of appreciation that
he could suck from the laughter of his fellow man for brief
moments at a time.
do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!” - The audience roared,
and Jester fed off their energy. He could see people wiping
tears from their eyes, their faces contorted with laughter.
But Jester wasn't done yet!
you ever noticed how marriage is like a deck of cards? You start
with two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you just want a
club and a spade!”
Jester noticed a man in the
front row trying to catch his breath. Many a heart he warmed on
that starry night.
buddy!” he said, pointing at the man.
“You know why the
scarecrow won an award? Because he was outstanding in his
field!” - The man's laughter turned into a full-on belly laugh,
causing his friends to join in.
the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?” he asked. The
room went silent, waiting for the punchline.
exclaimed, and the room exploded in laughter once again.
Laughter, this magical power to free the heart. Even on his
deathbed, his father had asked him to give him moments of
liberation with the best punch lines!
the evening went on, Jester's jokes became even more hilarious,
and the audience couldn't get enough. He told one joke after
another, leaving the crowd gasping for air between fits of
Rumors had it that Jester's jokes
once caused a star to twinkle a bit brighter.
Jester decided to try something new. He wanted to challenge
himself and create a joke that would top all others – one with a
punchline so surprising that it would be remembered for
generations to come...
approached the microphone and said,
“Ladies and gentlemen, I've
got a brand-new joke for you tonight. But this one is a bit
different. You see, I'm going to tell the punchline first, and
then I'll reveal the joke. Are you ready?” The audience cheered,
excited by the unexpected twist.
“Can a joke move the
world?” he thought to himself. He had the strange feeling that a
consciousness was entering his brain from the outside.
Jester said, grinning.
“The punchline is: 'Yes, two
half-sisters!'” - The audience looked confused, but they trusted
Jester's comedic genius.
took a deep breath, and with his trademark mischievous grin, he
“Now for the actual joke: a magician who saws up a
woman on stage is asked, 'wow, do you have any siblings?'” -
The room erupted in laughter, louder than ever, and seemed to
resonate through endless dimensions.
strange feeling of a consciousness creeping into his cerebral
convolutions from the outside became irresistible. And
exactly at this very moment the entire universe finished its
expansion, which made it grow outrageously since the Big Bang!
entire cosmos paused for a moment as the long-awaited sign
appeared, penetrating from spirit into matter. The universe
cleared its throat a little, audible in all the galaxies, and
space began to shrink again.
began the return journey faster and faster into a hilarious tiny
point with dimension zero but maximum energy - for the next even
bigger bang, with its inevitable evolution - which would reach
its critical climax and turning point again and again with the
most hilarious comedian and exactly when this kind of reverse
joke first appeared....