upon a time, in the small town of Chuckleville, there lived a
comedian named Jester Johnson. Jester was known far and wide as
the funniest comedian of all time. He had a knack for telling
the most hilarious jokes that could make anyone laugh, from a
giggling toddler to a grumpy grandpa.
weekend, Jester performed at the town's comedy club, The Chuckle
Hut. The club was always packed to the brim with fans eager to
hear his latest jokes.
did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" -
The crowd erupted in laughter, and Jester knew he had them in
the palm of his hand.
do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - The audience roared,
and Jester fed off their energy. He could see people wiping
tears from their eyes, their faces contorted with laughter.
But Jester wasn't done yet!
you ever noticed how marriage is like a deck of cards? You start
with two hearts and a diamond, but by the end, you just want a
club and a spade!"
Jester noticed a man in the
front row trying to catch his breath.
buddy!" he said, pointing at the man. "You know why the
scarecrow won an award? Because he was outstanding in his
field!" - The man's laughter turned into a full-on belly laugh,
causing his friends to join in.
the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?" he asked. The
room went silent, waiting for the punchline. "Snowballs!" Jester
exclaimed, and the room exploded in laughter once again.
the evening went on, Jester's jokes became even more hilarious,
and the audience couldn't get enough. He told one joke after
another, leaving the crowd gasping for air between fits of
Jester decided to try something new. He wanted to challenge
himself and create a joke that would top all others – one with a
punchline so surprising that it would be remembered for
generations to come.
approached the microphone and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I've
got a brand-new joke for you tonight. But this one is a bit
different. You see, I'm going to tell the punchline first, and
then I'll reveal the joke. Are you ready?" The audience cheered,
excited by the unexpected twist.
Jester said, grinning. "The punchline is: 'Yes, two
half-sisters!'" - The audience looked confused, but they trusted
Jester's comedic genius.
took a deep breath, and with his trademark mischievous grin, he
continued, "Now for the actual joke: a magician who saws up a
woman on stage is asked, wow, do you have any siblings?" - The
room erupted in laughter, louder than ever.
exactly at this very moment the entire universe finished its
expansion, which made it grow outrageously since the Big Bang!
whole cosmos stopped for a moment, cleared its throat a little
bit, audible in all galaxies, and began to shrink again.
began the return journey faster and faster into a hilarious tiny
point with dimension zero but maximum energy for the next big
bang, the next evolution - which would reach its critical climax
and turning point again with the most hilarious comedian and
exactly this kind of reverse joke....